this is a topic where people post there favourite one liners form tv and films mine are:
"is it dead"
"either that or its gone piss is down"(max and paddy)
"hes not the messire hes a very naughty boy"(monty python life of brian)
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favourite one liners
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favourite one liners
by ross gaines's new profile » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:02 pm
"I was on a plane and this bloke said to me i think ure in my seat,i i said no this is my seat he said ok then you fly the f****** plane"
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by MrsShearsmith » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:29 pm
"Bummers are deaf!" - LoG
"I am the master of cunning" - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
"I done it!" - Little Britain
I will be thinking of s'more hehe...
"I am the master of cunning" - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
"I done it!" - Little Britain
I will be thinking of s'more hehe...
"I do many things, I span the genres. They call me the Genre Spanner"
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by I am his wife now » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:59 pm
"Employee of the month is a perfect example of how somebody can be a winner and a loser at the same time"
"the world is a violent place, only yesterday I punched someone in boots"
"the world is a violent place, only yesterday I punched someone in boots"
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by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:19 pm
"go out would you" - LOG
"surely you've seen Beaches" - LOG
"he looks like a horse in a mans costume" - Black Books
"cock locked and ready to rock" - Spaced
"i'm a prostute robot from the future" - Black Books
"no no she's biting today" - Little Britain
"i'll have 2 pints of beer and make it snappy. Thats a crocodile joke ha ha" - Catterick
"your tickling my turnips ain'cha" - Catterick
"burnt our husk" - Black Books
"could you be quiet whilst i concetrate on pickin me sweets" - catterick
"surely you've seen Beaches" - LOG
"he looks like a horse in a mans costume" - Black Books
"cock locked and ready to rock" - Spaced
"i'm a prostute robot from the future" - Black Books
"no no she's biting today" - Little Britain
"i'll have 2 pints of beer and make it snappy. Thats a crocodile joke ha ha" - Catterick
"your tickling my turnips ain'cha" - Catterick
"burnt our husk" - Black Books
"could you be quiet whilst i concetrate on pickin me sweets" - catterick
I want it to move you and *beep* you and to dictate the psychology of your offspring.
epic!lulz!
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by ratgirl » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:24 pm
"Has your opinion of any of them changed from not knowing what it's like in the outside world is?"
Mr Reeson W. Shearsmith. Master of the one liners!
Mr Reeson W. Shearsmith. Master of the one liners!
"I've been in love with the morbid, ebony-black grotesqueness of the 19th century since I was knee-high to a funeral mute."
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by VoodooLinzi » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:28 pm
Hahahaha, that's probably my favourite League quote ever. And it wasn't even meant to be funny...
Also, I know I've said it SO many times but "I'm not a child, sir!!"
And I can't stop quoting Matt Lucas as Charlotte Church on the Rock Profile Ralf Little thingy at the moment.
Also, I know I've said it SO many times but "I'm not a child, sir!!"
And I can't stop quoting Matt Lucas as Charlotte Church on the Rock Profile Ralf Little thingy at the moment.
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by MrsShearsmith » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:42 pm
Cheeky Chezzy Woo wrote:"go out would you" - LOG
"surely you've seen Beaches" - LOG
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"no no she's biting today" - Little Britain
"i'll have 2 pints of beer and make it snappy. Thats a crocodile joke ha ha" - Catterick
"your tickling my turnips ain'cha" - Catterick
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"could you be quiet whilst i concetrate on pickin me sweets" - catterick
Love these ones Chez!
"Its like a quest but it's not as fantastical" - catterick
"hasnt got the range!" - rock profile
"Its how things work in schools these days glen, guns and knives" - nighty night
"have a bit o' dust!" - little britain
"OOH I LOVE DE CAKE!" - little britain
"Johnny, johnny the sex donkey" - two pints
I Will think of more cuz i once had a whole page full
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by VoodooLinzi » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:45 pm
Not sure it counts, but this (from the SotD commentary) always makes me laff my head off...
Simon Pegg: Look at the pain in little Lucy's face
Dylan Moran: You look like you're watching a cat eat your lunch.
It's the way he says it.
Simon Pegg: Look at the pain in little Lucy's face
Dylan Moran: You look like you're watching a cat eat your lunch.
It's the way he says it.
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by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:56 pm
Ah forget it hun, might as well count it in 
"Let me tell you a lil bit about Jay Ashton!" - Rock profile - The Fizz
"spatchcock" - Catterick (i didn't realise this but i didn't know Spatchcock was real. I found it in work today and became excited)
"I will not be silenced by a beach whale in a dress" - Bernice
"Whats the point in giving flu jabs to the elderly? Its like giving shoes to a parapelgic!" - Bernice
"Let me tell you a lil bit about Jay Ashton!" - Rock profile - The Fizz
"spatchcock" - Catterick (i didn't realise this but i didn't know Spatchcock was real. I found it in work today and became excited)
"I will not be silenced by a beach whale in a dress" - Bernice
"Whats the point in giving flu jabs to the elderly? Its like giving shoes to a parapelgic!" - Bernice
I want it to move you and *beep* you and to dictate the psychology of your offspring.
epic!lulz!
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by Tender_Lumpling » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:41 pm
"I'm in a park and I'm practically dead." - Withnail & I (so many to choose from!)
"I can't relate to 99% of humanity." - Ghost World
"Yorkshire is a place. Yorkshire is a state of mind." - The Mighty Boosh
"I can't relate to 99% of humanity." - Ghost World
"Yorkshire is a place. Yorkshire is a state of mind." - The Mighty Boosh
"How I feel in my mind
And how I live in the world
They are oceans apart"
And how I live in the world
They are oceans apart"
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by mowgli in flares » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:59 pm
'I'm Old Greeeeeeegg...' The Mighty Boosh
'Fear isn't the word, GREASE is the word...is the word...is the word' Catterick
'...By what can only be described as the top third of a darlek' Catterick
'Imagine yourself naked...' Little britain
'You want me to piss into a glass?' LofG
'I've had a lot of complements in my time Don...' Nighty Night
'You've catched Terry's cancer, Linda.' Nighty Night
'Thank you' Nighty Night
'If i had a penny for everytime i had to answer the door, i'd have £3.47p' The young ones
'It's as if the lentils would rather kill themselves than talk to me...' The young ones
'Fear isn't the word, GREASE is the word...is the word...is the word' Catterick
'...By what can only be described as the top third of a darlek' Catterick
'Imagine yourself naked...' Little britain
'You want me to piss into a glass?' LofG
'I've had a lot of complements in my time Don...' Nighty Night
'You've catched Terry's cancer, Linda.' Nighty Night
'Thank you' Nighty Night
'If i had a penny for everytime i had to answer the door, i'd have £3.47p' The young ones
'It's as if the lentils would rather kill themselves than talk to me...' The young ones
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by sugar_nips » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:08 pm
My 2 absolute fave spaced ones both Tim of course:
Get off me you bummer
Twiglets make me violent
Plus
That group..them lads from max and paddy, its so the way he says it trust me
they've got eyes they can see your problem - phoenix nights
Get off me you bummer
Twiglets make me violent
Plus
That group..them lads from max and paddy, its so the way he says it trust me
they've got eyes they can see your problem - phoenix nights
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by MrsShearsmith » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:48 pm
I am not a doormat...please do not bring you dog muck in and smear it all over my face - nighty night
do you want some nana mr tom? - nighty night
pubes? i gots loadsa them - nighty night
she's like butter! - SoTD
I'm comin to get you barbara!! - SoTD
Just watchin hollyoaks and they just did some league stuff!! bombhead said
You'll never leave
and this guy said
Are you local?
Lol!!
do you want some nana mr tom? - nighty night
pubes? i gots loadsa them - nighty night
she's like butter! - SoTD
I'm comin to get you barbara!! - SoTD
Just watchin hollyoaks and they just did some league stuff!! bombhead said
You'll never leave
and this guy said
Are you local?
Lol!!
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by Tubby Little Titwitch » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:07 pm
"why? is there a problem with spellin'? " vicky pollard, LB
"we didn't burn him!" Tubbs, LoG
"yes, we are all individuals!" crowd, monty pythons life of brian
and every single one of blackadder's insults. genius!
"we didn't burn him!" Tubbs, LoG
"yes, we are all individuals!" crowd, monty pythons life of brian
and every single one of blackadder's insults. genius!
If I were a moth I'd smash myself against your body.
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by I am his wife now » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:54 pm
"Your wetter than a haddocks wet bits" is my fav BA insult.
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