Ah, but you can't beat the classics: "This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker."
And in Fawlty Towrs:
German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!
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favourite one liners
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eskewedbeef!!! - Local Shop Owner!
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by astrid » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:40 pm
One liners...there are too many to mention I'd be here for hours.
I want to say this one though as I wasn't a huge fan of Max and Paddy but this made me laugh out loud.
Max: Dwarf...
Paddy: It's a kind of midget......
Max:Is that a Queen Song
I want to say this one though as I wasn't a huge fan of Max and Paddy but this made me laugh out loud.
Max: Dwarf...
Paddy: It's a kind of midget......
Max:Is that a Queen Song
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astrid - Mayor of Royston Vasey
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by MrsShearsmith » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:39 pm
"i can't go all the way over there these 'ot pants give me terrible chafin!" - LB
"got any savlon? i'm red raw down 'ere." - LB
"the water of life!" - LoG
"got any savlon? i'm red raw down 'ere." - LB
"the water of life!" - LoG
"I do many things, I span the genres. They call me the Genre Spanner"
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MrsShearsmith - Local Shop Owner!
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by misstoadfacedenton » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:49 pm
"for one whole month you drapped all over me, LIKE A CHEAP F****** SUIT!" - ronald miller - can't buy me love
"get yourself to the museum and clean the b@stard bins on yer way ott!" - the lovely and gaaawjus C C Smith
"there is a chair. it walk....la la la-la-la" - borat
"let him go Ronnie and i'll you a banana huh? ......alright! no doggie biscuit" - ceaser - catholic boys
"ken toucan! ken toucan! he's very fit. very fit. i'll give you a brochure, we'll take later" - brian munich (paul kaye character)
and the whole george clooney bit in catterick. soz, can't pick the best one liner from it. it's all too good!
"get yourself to the museum and clean the b@stard bins on yer way ott!" - the lovely and gaaawjus C C Smith
"there is a chair. it walk....la la la-la-la" - borat
"let him go Ronnie and i'll you a banana huh? ......alright! no doggie biscuit" - ceaser - catholic boys
"ken toucan! ken toucan! he's very fit. very fit. i'll give you a brochure, we'll take later" - brian munich (paul kaye character)
and the whole george clooney bit in catterick. soz, can't pick the best one liner from it. it's all too good!
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misstoadfacedenton - Mayor of Royston Vasey
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