Cheering up thread

[Voodoo Lady]

Perhaps it meant "Please do not crush *on* Luke Goss."

[Son of Tubbs returns!]

Harrased, fed up and a thumping head.

[Papa's new wife]

Shouting at work.
Not being listened to.
Fed up.

[Son of Tubbs returns!]

My post above Kate's I thought I'd done in NAFF.Clearly not. Sorry.

[ChubbyTubby]

Some of these people must have been having a laugh.

http://notalwaysright.com/page/1

[Papa's new wife]

Oh sadly, I suspect they're probably ALL genuine.
Just the other day I had a woman come talk to me where I work.

Woman: These glasses don't work.

Me: Explain to me what you can't see and what you can.

Woman: I can read my bible but I can't see in the distance with them on.

Me: These are READING glasses. You can ONLY see up close with them on.

Woman: But I can't read the subtitles on the TV.

Me: But that's in the DISTANCE.

Woman *mong noises*

This goes on for at least 15 minutes. I hit my head on the desk.

Woman: But I want to be able to see everything with them on.

Me: But we discussed varifocals and bifocals, you didn't want them, you declined some distance glasses. I ordered what you wanted.

Woman: But I want to be able to see everything with them on.

Me: *kills self*

[Son of Tubbs returns!]

I had a women yesterday at work who the week before asked if I could use skimmed milk instead of semi skimmed. I said no as it's like water and other customers would complain.

So now she is bringing her own skimmed milk which is fine. She brings it in a flask, the first time she knocked on my door and asjked if dhe could put it in my fridge. I said there was no need as it was in a flask, it would be ok in her locker.But she pesisted and asked 6 times to put in my fridge and I tried as simply as possible to explain there was no need.

In the end I just gave up and put it in the fridge.

If this is the kind of moronic thing I have to endure is it any wonder I'm always bad tempered.I just can't be putting up with idiots.

[astrid]

Sorry to hear about the parade of idoits you guys have had to deal with.
You folks have probably seen this already but it makes me smile so much I had to post it. A couple set their camera on a timer to take a photo of them together. This little chap came to find out what the noise was and ta-daaa. Cuteness.



Ax

[Voodoo Lady]

Awwwwww! How cute is that!

[astrid]

I know, tis my current 'smile' picture.
Ax

[Papa's new wife]

I read about that in The Metro, it's SO bloody cute!
I have to ask my Mum again but there's a piccie of me and my dog Morgan (when I was a wee kiddie in Blackburn) and we're both doing the same mad face at the camera.

[Beast]

*Totally OT* You're from Blackburn originally? I'm from near there!

Saw that squirrel pic. So cute!

[Papa's new wife]

Just lived near there for a bit when I was teeny, my brother was born there though.

[Voodoo Lady]

Hee hee!

Cutest puppy EVER. For now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-Sv6Yn ... r_embedded

[Viper]

And then it DIED of EXHAUSTION.