Can I have a new dress please? (Wishes thread)

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Post by Laura Folds Five » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:02 pm

Dear planets and that,

Please can you fix it for us to see John Paul and Craig get down and dirty on a late night Hollyoaks special, please?

Make it a Queer As Folk level sexup.

Thanks!
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Post by MrsBeasley » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:09 pm

Laura Folds Five wrote:Dear planets and that,

Please can you fix it for us to see John Paul and Craig get down and dirty on a late night Hollyoaks special, please?

Make it a Queer As Folk level sexup.

Thanks!
Hey were doing wishes here

Dear planets,

Can we please get the live show at the next forum meet?

Ta.

Right bring some popcorn ladies
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Post by MrsBeasley » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:11 pm

Oh yes don't forget the lube :wink:
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Post by DevilWalksInTheSand » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:14 pm

FILTH!!
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Post by DevilWalksInTheSand » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:33 pm

Please please can i have just 1 night with Tennant...my boyfriend doesn't have to know! :lol: All i want is 1 night to do as i please with him.....
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:35 pm

Is this a David Tennant wish list?
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Post by DevilWalksInTheSand » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:37 pm

It is now...... :lol: sorry i'll behave myself now!
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Post by DevilWalksInTheSand » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:47 pm

I never said i wanted sex with Tennant, i just said 1 night do to as i please with him.....which would include watching some telly, having a nice wee cuppa, having a bit of a laugh that kind of thing.

oh and ridiculous amounts of sex obviously! :wink:

Right behaving myself from now on, honest! :lol:
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Post by Bex » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:57 pm

You do realise this thread is going to be filled with dirty fantasies... Just like most other threads in this forum (I'm so sorry Paul & Stonesy. God alone knows why you two still post here...)

Dear mister Cosmos.

Could you arrange it so that at some point in my blink of existance, I have a cup of tea & a good ol' chinwag with Stephen Fry? Only, he's a hero of mine see & I'd rather like to chat with him about the universe, life & everything, if only for an hour or so.

Cheers mister Cosmos.


...That was me thinking of the most amazing non-sexually involved thing I could!









Er.


P.S. Can I please be the next assistant/companion to Ten? PLEASE? I'll be really good I swear! [gets on knees & begs]
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Post by I Can I Can't » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:15 pm

Hehe, ok: The Powers That Be, I would like a night with any of the following:

David Tennant
Reece Shearsmith
Gordon Ramsay (my secret shame)
or bloke-I-would-most-likely-marry-if-he-didn't-live-200-miles-away-from-me.

In order of preference: 4, 1, 2, 3.

Thank you for your attention regarding this matter and if you don't give me SOMETHING I shall probablu go slightly insane!

In fact, make that several nights. Or every night! Yes, that'll do. :D:D:D
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Post by Judee Levinson » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:19 pm

Voodoo Lady wrote:
MrsBeasley wrote:
Laura Folds Five wrote:Dear planets and that,

Please can you fix it for us to see John Paul and Craig get down and dirty on a late night Hollyoaks special, please?

Make it a Queer As Folk level sexup.

Thanks!
Hey were doing wishes here

Dear planets,

Can we please get the live show at the next forum meet?

Ta.

Right bring some popcorn ladies
And lube. ;)


I HEART this thread. While we're at it, how about some audience participation? With chocolate paint....
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Post by Tracy » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:30 pm

Oh dear. This thread will be the death of me...

I find it hard to post details, but Steve and Matt would be heavily involved.

Oh yeah.

OhnowhathaveIsaidmywife'sgonnakillme!

:oops: :lol:

Dear Cosmos-planet-person-thingybobbby-whatsit:
please let me escape my currently meaningless and monotonous life; the 'breaks' I have had lately are sooo good; I want MORE of them.

Thanks in advance.

The Tracy x x x x x

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I Can I Can't wrote:I laugh in the face of danger. Or, rather, I throw a snowball at it and then run away, sniggering.

Wish: I would like exams to be over, which includes my driving exam. Over as in now, this instant. I am beginning to hate studying and it's driving me up the wall.
LOLZOR! Sorry... I just saw irony, and... ignore me. I'm getting old.

:lol:

PS: sorry for using 'LOLZOR'... I seem to have picked that up on my t'internet travels... :roll:
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Post by MrsBeasley » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:34 pm

Dear powers that be,

Can you please send Derren Brown & Michael Bisping to my house each in possession a massive bunch of red roses & a large diamond engagement ring.
And please exempt me from all bigamy laws.

Ta muchly xx
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Post by Bex » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:12 pm

MrsBeasley wrote:And please exempt me from all bigamy laws.
Aaaaahahaha! Genius.



Mister Cosmos;

Any chance you could tidy my room & clean out my fish tank? Everywhere's an utter mess but I'm bone idle, to be frank.

Cheers m'dears.
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Post by Tracy » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:15 am

Oh yeah, never thought of the 'tidying up' thing :shock: ... anyhoo...

Dear Cosmos/Blair/Bush/Mannah/whoever...

please move all the 'craft' stuff (shit) out of my 'kitchen' (bomb site), and move it into (and in all the right cupboards) my DEN that me and my folks did out in 2005 specifically for that purpose... because I feel guilty that I still haven't done it, AND please make a CD player magically appear there. Because without my music, I can't see me being there.

I need the muzak, y'see?

Cheers, God-person
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