The Hole In The Ground

[Precious_Snowglobe]

Ever been embarrassed enough to want to dig a hole and hide in it? Well, I give you the pre-made hole!

Yup... my mum frequently looks over my shoulder when I'm net surfing. And it's almost always been when I'm reading a funny-dodgy post on this site. Once or twice just as the computer freezes on a pop-up smutty advert (and she doesn't understand the concept of pop-ups). Yeesh. She doesn't say anything, which makes it worse- what must she be thinking? *Hides* /)_(\

[Tinkerbell2]

Ah, my new home!!!! I'll be in here lots! I'm always embarrassing myself!!

Last Friday I was so drunk that I walked home from town (not clever) and was singing really loudly to Mariah Carey (the Xmas song)!!!! When I saw that people were watching I felt my face burning and wanted to die! Sobered me up though.....

[I am his wife now]

Oh god oh god, I love this little place! I'll end up living here for ever.
the other day typing on msn "haha, someone of deviantART called me a whore for drawing Papa laz and Wonka making out"
AND MY DAD READ IT OVER MY SHOULDER *dies repeatedly* thats like finding out four cringe worthy things at once..

[Precious_Snowglobe]

This is also a tLoG moment/ observation, but the embarrassment outstrips the occasion...

I have this little gel-filled heart that, when the metal disc inside it is clicked, the gel solidifies and the heart goes warm. My dad wanted to give it a go. His reaction? 'There you go: hot and hard'.

*Cringe* I REALLY hope he's not turning into Herr Lipp. How the frick am I supposed to react to that? I wasn't sure whether it was innocent or not- my dad makes many double entendres, but I can never tell whether he knows what he's saying. Argh.

[Cazza Lazarou]

LMAO, Precious Snowglobe...that is priceless. I seem to studiously have avoided embarrassing moments so far, I honestly don't know how, but it's fortunate as I'm very easily embarrased.

EDIT: I've just thought of what would have been an embarrasing moment..had anybody (well I kner somebody did ) seen it...I tried to upload an avatar on this forum and it [Geoff/] went bloody massive! It was the little pic you can see now which is of me dressed as Papa but it took up about half the page and I couldn't get rid of it! Apologies if anyone did happen to see it LOL

[Viper]

You really shouldn't have made this thread.

She doesn't say anything, which makes it worse

She writes it down in her little PS porn log book. "Today my daughter was ogling man boobs"

but it took up about half the page and I couldn't get rid of it! Apologies if anyone did happen to see it

I am a really horrible person for laughing, sorry.

But also, I do the exact same thing, Cazza. I'm really conscious of internet etiquette, and always rush rush to remove something when I accidently stretch things out or write poo instead of pool.

[Tinkerbell2]

LOL, I'm always spelling things wrongs, for example, I wrote fany instead of fancy!!! And I didn't even notice till VL pointed it out

I kept embarrassing myself yesterday. I had my new shoes on and they kept coming off! And not when I was alone and no cars where about, but when there was a car near me and the headlights where right in my face!!!

[Tender_Lumpling]

I can see my being here a lot. Public humiliation is what I do best.

I was telling someone about my brother's website the other day and they asked to see it. I didn't realise he had updated it and I stupidly clicked on the comics page to show this bloke, only to discover that one of the comic strips is named after a certain part of the female anatomy (clue - it starts with c and ends in is). I was so mortified I actually forgot how to breathe and almost passed out.

And then on the way home I thought I was being followed and was trying to figure out how my attack alarm thingy works. It went off like a car alarm only ten times louder and I couldn't stop it. In the end I was so desperate for it to stop I just hurled it to the ground and started jumping up and down on it. Eventually it stopped and I looked up to see that a woman in a car had pulled up at the side of the road to see what was going on. She said she thought I was on fire or something.

[Cazza Lazarou]

but it took up about half the page and I couldn't get rid of it! Apologies if anyone did happen to see it

I am a really horrible person for laughing, sorry.

No please do laugh away, I thought it was hysterical and [Alvin/]the tears were rolling down my face!! As I said I couldn't delete it as my computer chose that moment to crash!

[stage door jenny]

I came out with a corker the other day ..and well up to my usual standard of making an absolute tit of myself .....
I was in Sainsbury's and was in a bit of a rush so wanted to get on and I turned the corner and walked right into a crowd of people just stood there .After several attempts at trying to get past I lost my temper and said ..."what's this, a fecking m*ngs day out? " and they turned round ...and yes you've guessed it .....
Oh dear oh dear ....and yes, I was properly ashamed ....
SDJ

[I am his wife now]

Jenny! thats such bad luck nice to know I'm not the only person who has that happen to them though... speak of the devil, I say!

[Precious_Snowglobe]

You really shouldn't have made this thread.

She doesn't say anything, which makes it worse

She writes it down in her little PS porn log book. "Today my daughter was ogling man boobs"

*Packs bags and legs it to Australia*

[nicolainthesun]

This is such a great topic, i know its cruel to laugh but it also cant be helped!!

The last embarrassing thing that happened to me was my mum finding an old diary of mine from when i was 17 (note to everyone-DO NOT keep diaries!!)
She never said anything but she must have read at least some of it. I go on about the bloke at school i fancied every day - i was obsessed! And forever moaning about how my parents do my head in, oh the shame

[Precious_Snowglobe]

I think it's okay to laugh at some things, because let's face it, they can be funny. If not for the person experiencing them. ^^; As long as it's not a malicious 'haha, you suck' kind of thing. >_>

Gah, I just remembered one- our director of music is leaving this year, and we're all gutted. During the very last Carol Service I was feeling very sad, and during the last verse of the last carol suddenly started laughing (I always laugh instead of cry when I relaly am upset, for some reason). I had to hold my breath to keep it silent. Every one else around me was appalled and pissed off. T_T

Oops.

EDIT

Oh gawd, I just had a moment.

Me: *Bashes knee very hard on computer table* B#LL#CKS!

Mum:

Dad: *Trying not to laugh*

[ChubbyTubby]

Oh I'm always making a tit of myself, so I can imagine myself practically living here

There are loads of things I've done but I always forget them. I can remember one though, it's not as funny as the others. We were going into town after seeing LoGA and our nearest shopping centre has those wheelaround doors with the little chambers in and everyone had got inside but me. I had literally about 3 seconds left to get in so I made a run for it, but I wasn't quick enough and got sandwiched [i]Everyone[i] within a five mile radius was pointing at me and laughing. It took me about a minute to un-sandwich myself.

I've got stuck in loo's plenty of times. And I'll always be mentioning something horridly dirty and vile at school and I'll turn round and bump into some teacher stood about an inch behind me, giving me dirty looks.