Sweetheart, I love you. I can't even tell you how much I care.
But the reason I don't go with you on these trips is because I know in advance how they'll end, and it's not pretty. Thing is, you know, too, and yet you keep subjecting yourself to them, claiming you have no choice.
And calling me to whine about it at 3:30 in the morning, waking up everyone in my home? The pinnacle of not cool. You're lucky I truly love you and consider you family. Anyone else I'd have booted long ago.
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