A friend's birthday party is coming up and it's fancy dress.
As you know I take fancy dress rather seriously (
) and got the chance to dress up as Mazikeen from the Lucifer Graphic Novels. I was meant to dress up as her last Halloween but I ruined the costume by mistake and ended up being Harley.
So I have been searching for costume bits again.
Last year there were loads of brilliant costume parts on ebay, all the right size, all cheap, all the right colour.
This year I found bugger all. I bought a skirt and it was shit so I sent it back and only yesterday did I get the remainder of my refund from ebay (I had to go to dispute and yell at this utter butch. Thankfully I kick ass at ebay and always get my money back if I am messed about).
So the party is just a few weekends away and I was panicking.
Every skirt or dress was the wrong colour or the wrong size.
I finally thought 'sod this and went looking for something that would 'do'.
So what do I find? The perfect item, perfect size, colour, cheap as chips. Mislabelled. HA.
I still win at ebay and costumes.