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Post by Just A Big Fan » Wed Jun 18, 2003 11:35 pm

we have never been camping as Uncle Harvey does not get on with chemical
toilets

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Post by Just A Big Fan » Thu Jun 19, 2003 12:04 am

He has me doing things that would make a whore blush

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Post by papalazarou » Thu Jun 19, 2003 3:37 pm

Why are you posting in here? Have you got something to contribute? :roll: :wink:
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Post by Just A Big Fan » Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:38 pm

Sorry,but as a Newbie to forums im faffing about a bit trying to find the
right place to post...think im on the right track now though :oops:

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Post by papalazarou » Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:40 pm

No problem :wink:

Thanks for the quotes by the way, I'll add them when I get a chance, and yeah, just add you're other quotes to this thread:

http://www.lofg.com/forums//viewtopic.php?t=3

It just makes it easier for me to track them you see :)
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Post by Legz Akimbo » Thu Nov 27, 2003 10:26 am

Picture the scene, its last Thursday afternoon, you arrive home to find your wife, Linda, in bed with another man.Only you look again and see its not actually a man. Its a big fat lezzer wearing MY slippers and smoking MY pipe!

Get off me, you poof!

Im fine! Where was I? Tolerance; you have to talk to work things out. I spoke with my wife, Linda. Apparently, Im not man enough for her! So now, shes living with a female Geoff Capes! Which is fine! Its a process. And understanding people is part of the hidden horrors of relationships. Im not going back there, big bitches!

Stump_Hole

Post by Stump_Hole » Sat Nov 29, 2003 8:44 pm

I only nipped in for a bottle of Taboo and when I came out the thing was clamped! I said 'would it have made a difference if i had a stick and a limp?'

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Post by Mandy Krell » Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:06 am

'Pathetic Ross'

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Post by MamaLazarou » Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:39 am

''Its Mike, hes alive''

''Yeh, well he won't be in a minute''
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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Post by Stump_Hole » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:50 pm

I'm lying there thinking: "Will this pleasure never end?"

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Post by Emma_Tish-ue Shearsmith » Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:01 pm

All my doors are open to you Mr. Chinnery, accept the ones that are closed.

Em x :D :shock: :wink: :lol:
Dave, do you think the stick of igorance should be yellow?

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Post by Mrs Shearsmith » Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:09 pm

"He's gay you can *beep* him!"

"I just thought,why don't we go out with smiles on our faces"

"I'm just glad I was able to give you some kind of job!"

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Post by MamaLazarou » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:05 am

''have we missed the cakes?''
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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Post by Legz Akimbo » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:42 am

Ron would have me doing things that will make a whore blush!!!

His he the chicken man?

I AM GEORGE

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Post by MamaLazarou » Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:45 am

''what, a big fat hairy man in a dress?''
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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