Your Favourite Quotes
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- Judee Levinson
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I always loved from the radio show, "If you ask me, she's got about as much chance as a lolly in an oven." I liked the twins on the radio as well. Quite sinister!
"Wolves did it!" is a favourite of mine. You can quote it in many situations. It doesn't make sense ever but you still can.
"Wolves did it!" is a favourite of mine. You can quote it in many situations. It doesn't make sense ever but you still can.
"How I feel in my mind
And how I live in the world
They are oceans apart"
And how I live in the world
They are oceans apart"
Don't quote me on this but...
Noel Glass
Series Three
Episode four
" Mummy needs to go to toilet."
Pauline Campbell-Jones
Series One
Nearly every episode
" Piss off/ Piss off, Ross."
Papa Lazarou
Series Two
Episode One (alternative takes on the DVD)
" Catnip Catnip." (which is later used on series three)
Series One
Episode four
Charlie and Stella
" I thought you said his name was Luigi/ Aye, well..."
Christmas special
Herr Lipp
" The absence of love is the most abject pain."
Series Three
Episode four
" Mummy needs to go to toilet."
Pauline Campbell-Jones
Series One
Nearly every episode
" Piss off/ Piss off, Ross."
Papa Lazarou
Series Two
Episode One (alternative takes on the DVD)
" Catnip Catnip." (which is later used on series three)
Series One
Episode four
Charlie and Stella
" I thought you said his name was Luigi/ Aye, well..."
Christmas special
Herr Lipp
" The absence of love is the most abject pain."
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Character Name: lance longthorne
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: 'well whoopy shit!'
Character Name: benjamin denton
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: You want me to piss into a glass?
Character Name: ollie plimsoles
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: don't touch me you poof! Anyway, what was I saying? Tolerance is an important issue...
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: 'well whoopy shit!'
Character Name: benjamin denton
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: You want me to piss into a glass?
Character Name: ollie plimsoles
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: don't touch me you poof! Anyway, what was I saying? Tolerance is an important issue...
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'
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dave's wife wrote:Character Name: lance longthorne
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: 'well whoopy shit!'

good choice. this has to be lance's best line ever

geoff : "no staring, don't look at me, i'll turn to stone. medusa sat there!"
noel : "we have tears Nancy!!"
pauline : "excuse me! i said enjoy you're meal"........ "piss off then" or whatever gurning mumble comes out of her beautiful huge pink lipped mouth


Phil - Legz Akimbo
"When my mum said I was autistic, I thought she meant I was good at drawing!"
Ollie and Dave - "What about AAIIDDDSSSSS!?"
Bernice - "BULLSHIT! You come in here, getting your fishy fingers all over my communion wafers...flinging your jelly every hour God sends?! Go on, get stuffed!"
"I popped in for five minutes to get a bottle of taboo, when I come out, the buggers clamped"
Herr Lipp - "This is a wild goose cake!"
"I cannot let you enter my passage"
"When my mum said I was autistic, I thought she meant I was good at drawing!"
Ollie and Dave - "What about AAIIDDDSSSSS!?"
Bernice - "BULLSHIT! You come in here, getting your fishy fingers all over my communion wafers...flinging your jelly every hour God sends?! Go on, get stuffed!"
"I popped in for five minutes to get a bottle of taboo, when I come out, the buggers clamped"
Herr Lipp - "This is a wild goose cake!"
"I cannot let you enter my passage"
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Papa Lazarou: 'Hello, Daves.'
Hilary: 'Ooh, there's my one!'
Geoff: 'Oooo, you bad sod.'
Herr Lipp: 'I've just come over a little queer!'
Series 1
Ollie: Dykes, on the other hand, are evil.
Tubbs: We didn't burn him!
(Too many for me to remember them all!)
Papa Lazarou: 'Hello, Daves.'
Hilary: 'Ooh, there's my one!'
Geoff: 'Oooo, you bad sod.'
Herr Lipp: 'I've just come over a little queer!'
Series 1
Ollie: Dykes, on the other hand, are evil.
Tubbs: We didn't burn him!
(Too many for me to remember them all!)

'A little nonsense now and then in relished by the wisest men.'~ Willy Wonka
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