Your Favourite Quotes

Mr Inglebury\'s neice · Post by **Mr Inglebury\'s neice** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:46 pm

And...."You're fat woman, FAT!! Closely followed by "I will not be silenced by a beached whale in a dress!" Or something like that.

Judee Levinson · Post by **Judee Levinson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:11 pm

bernice has some of the best quotes ever!

Mr Inglebury\'s neice · Post by **Mr Inglebury\'s neice** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:28 pm

I especially like Bernice's accent, it adds to the appeal of the character. That is yet another great thing about the show, the attention to detail. In the Christmas special, Bernice has some lipstick on her teeth. Bless!

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Judee Levinson · Post by **Judee Levinson** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:27 pm

and thats why we love her. she had a lot of scenes cut from the series which i cant understand!! "it's a bit like putting lipstick on a corpse if you ask me"

Tender_Lumpling · Post by **Tender_Lumpling** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:40 pm

I always loved from the radio show, "If you ask me, she's got about as much chance as a lolly in an oven." I liked the twins on the radio as well. Quite sinister!

"Wolves did it!" is a favourite of mine. You can quote it in many situations. It doesn't make sense ever but you still can.

Foamy · Post by **Foamy** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:31 pm

"pervert eh?" can be used in many social situations too, doesn't always go down great though

WE\'REALIVE · Post by **WE\'REALIVE** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:43 pm

Noel Glass
Series Three
Episode four
" Mummy needs to go to toilet."

Pauline Campbell-Jones
Series One
Nearly every episode
" Piss off/ Piss off, Ross."

Papa Lazarou
Series Two
Episode One (alternative takes on the DVD)
" Catnip Catnip." (which is later used on series three)

Series One
Episode four
Charlie and Stella
" I thought you said his name was Luigi/ Aye, well..."

Christmas special
Herr Lipp
" The absence of love is the most abject pain."

Foamy · Post by **Foamy** » Mon May 02, 2005 6:32 pm

Yet another Bernice one from the radio show when that bloke takes over and says why bernice has gone "after the large woman she interviewd last week threw herself off the top of Oreal house, taking her own life....Yeah and the lives of the 8 people she landed on!"

jessie · Post by **jessie** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:27 pm

Character Name: Phil Proctor
Episode/Series: Series 1 Episode 4
Quote:"...and if people don't like that, they can go kill themselves like Mum did."

dave's wife · Post by **dave's wife** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:16 pm

Character Name: lance longthorne
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: 'well whoopy shit!'

Character Name: benjamin denton
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: You want me to piss into a glass?

Character Name: ollie plimsoles
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: don't touch me you poof! Anyway, what was I saying? Tolerance is an important issue...

misstoadfacedenton · Post by **misstoadfacedenton** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:43 pm

dave's wife wrote:Character Name: lance longthorne
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: 'well whoopy shit!'

good choice. this has to be lance's best line ever

geoff : "no staring, don't look at me, i'll turn to stone. medusa sat there!"

noel : "we have tears Nancy!!"

pauline : "excuse me! i said enjoy you're meal"........ "piss off then" or whatever gurning mumble comes out of her beautiful huge pink lipped mouth

Radio Suicide · Post by **Radio Suicide** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:17 am

Phil - Legz Akimbo

"When my mum said I was autistic, I thought she meant I was good at drawing!"

Ollie and Dave - "What about AAIIDDDSSSSS!?"

Bernice - "BULLSHIT! You come in here, getting your fishy fingers all over my communion wafers...flinging your jelly every hour God sends?! Go on, get stuffed!"

"I popped in for five minutes to get a bottle of taboo, when I come out, the buggers clamped"

Herr Lipp - "This is a wild goose cake!"

"I cannot let you enter my passage"

Precious_Snowglobe · Post by **Precious_Snowglobe** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:11 pm

Movie

Papa Lazarou: 'Hello, Daves.'

Hilary: 'Ooh, there's my one!'

Geoff: 'Oooo, you bad sod.'

Herr Lipp: 'I've just come over a little queer!'

Series 1

Ollie: Dykes, on the other hand, are evil.

Tubbs: We didn't burn him!

(Too many for me to remember them all!)

Judee Levinson · Post by **Judee Levinson** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:48 pm

erm hello? this thread is for favourite league quotes, not random crap.

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