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Post by MamaLazarou » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:47 am

Tubbs:-


''He's trying to grab my Petraaall!''
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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Atari

Post by Atari » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:33 pm

Character Name: Oli Plimsoles
Episode/Series: Legz Akimbo/Drury Lane
Quote: *beep* a duck!!

Character Name: Geoff Tipps
Episode/Series: Episode 4/Series 2
Quote: As a woman i could have you under the trade descriptions act!!

Character Name: Vinnie
Episode/Series: Episode 4/Series 2
Quote: Has it got a Special Mark?

hendo nagasaki

Post by hendo nagasaki » Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:12 pm

character name: keith drop
episode: series 3 episode 6
quote: "try my ruby brooch....that should slip down your crack"

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Post by MamaLazarou » Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:44 am

Character name:- Judee Levinson

Episode:- series 3 episode err...3!!??!

Quote:- ''well I had quite a late lunch so I think I'll have something light..I'll start with the melon b-b-b-b-alls!!!''
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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Post by serafina pekkala » Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:11 pm

So many favourite lines and lines andl lines ... so many i can hardly think.

Non-local - "Are you a shop?"
Tubbs - "no, i am a lady ..."

Charlie - "have you ever thought about having a threesome?"
Stella - "not since Milli Vanilli split up"

Terry - "this is Anne - don't laugh"

all the euphemism for onanism - shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree, shaking hands with the governor of love, madam palm and her five lovely daughters. Also, Uncle Harvey talking about being spread-eagled on pillows, hunched double ... all hilarious. i'm paraphrasing here naturally so forgive my un-photographic memory :)

Little Higgy

Post by Little Higgy » Sun May 02, 2004 1:34 pm


Mickey - please Pauline i feel confident
Pauline - well you look ridiculous, i know they have had monkeys i space, but do you think they'll have one driving a fire engine, sit down!

series 1 episode 1 i think

Barry - its not my fault i am large tell her glen
Glen - hes a diabetic
Women - hes a big fat *beep*ing *beep*

Series 3 episode 2

Stella - look at him thinks hes John friggin travolta more like John presscot!

Christmas special

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Post by Tubbs get undressed » Wed May 19, 2004 9:03 pm

Character name: Ollie Plimsoles

Quote: Dykes on the other hand are evil!

Makes me laugh every time :lol:
Is that why i have to wash my face with a potato?

Kind of like a .. David .. Brown.


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Post by pinkpantha » Thu May 20, 2004 12:06 am

I always laugh when Mayor Vaughn starts off the new scene with 'F**k off!' Something so strong at the beginning of a scene always goes down well with me.

Hayley x

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Post by MamaLazarou » Sun May 23, 2004 8:37 pm

pinkpantha said:-
I always laugh when Mayor Vaughn starts off the new scene with 'F**k off!' Something so strong at the beginning of a scene always goes down well with me.
''its a f**king pleasure''

he he great scene that!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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Post by Exinferis » Mon May 24, 2004 12:56 am

I'm still a great fan of, "Fallen...fallen on the floor!" :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jenny\'s Toilet » Mon May 24, 2004 12:54 pm

Papa's new wife wrote:Got my Geordie friend to admit that Geordies DO say Waaarrm. Yes!

Quote: "Ace in the hole" always makes me laugh.
I'm a geordie, I do not say waaarm! Like aah divinah whye nee'one canah understand wuh! Love it when Phil's doing the geordie accent and it goes weird towards the end of a sentence.

Also fave quote for the moment is in the live show when Ollie says

"We'll be performing it for you, right here, on the stage, in a few minutes"

with movements, then slowly starts having a breakdown, I piss myself, way aye! :D

ross gaines

Post by ross gaines » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:45 pm

[color=yellow][/color]character:charlie hull
[color=yellow][/color]episode:xmas special
[color=yellow][/color]quote:'its all shrivelled up adn the balls ave dropped off'

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Post by S » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:15 pm

Character Name: Dean Tavalouris
Episode/Series: Series 3
Quote: Good eve... afternoon. My name is Dean Tavalouris. I'm about to go out on to the streets of Royston Vasey, doing ma magic and all ma tricks...

(is that too long... :? )

Character Name: Charlie Hull
Series: Ser 3
Quote: Beauty and the Beast

Character Name: Keith Dropp
Series: Ser 3
Quote: If it wasn’t Saint Christopher you’d be dead by now.

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Post by misstoadfacedenton » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:48 pm

i love it in the live show, tubbs and edward scene (may get the exact words wrong here...) :

"your wife was just telling me about her memories"

"BITCH! Did he pinch them??!!!"

:lol: it's my fave quote at the minute :lol:
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Post by Tubbs get undressed » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:49 pm

I was watching that the other day! I love that line too :D
Is that why i have to wash my face with a potato?

Kind of like a .. David .. Brown.


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