Your Favourite Quotes

Post by **papalazarou** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:18 am

Post your favourite quotes from the show here and I will add them to the "Random quote generator", I'll even tag your name to the quote, so it will say something like "quote suggested by:....".

Use the following format:

Character Name: xxxx
Episode/Series: Ep X Ser X
Quote: blah...

Lazaroufan · Post by **Lazaroufan** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 3:43 pm

Character Name: Papa Lazarou
Episode: Christmas Special
Quotes: "You're my wife now, Dave!"
"Hello, Dave!"

Splicer of Bacon · Post by **Splicer of Bacon** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:33 pm

Character Name: Daddy
Episode: 4 of the 3rd series
Quotes: "Do not be afwaid my children. Twust your Daddy."

Character Name: Lance
Episode: 3 of the 1st series
Quotes: "You ain't leaving this bleedin' shop until you put yer hand in that bleedin' tube."

Exinferis · Post by **Exinferis** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 10:06 pm

Character: Harvey Denton
Episode 1 season 2
"In this house we do not use the 'F' word... This is a Toad!"

Post by **papalazarou** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 1:46 am

Thanks everyone, all added so far.

But I've still got some work to do to get some good pics of the 'Daddy' (and rest of series 3 as well!)

Exinferis · Post by **Exinferis** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:20 pm

Character: Herr Lipp
Local Show, Act 2
"I know it's a big one and it smells funny, but I assure you, it tastes very nice!"

Krys O · Post by **Krys O** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:10 pm

Character: Tubbs
Series 1
"Tell him my insides are all wrong!"

rarara · Post by **rarara** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:51 pm

Character Name: pam doove
Episode/Series: Ep 5 (i think!) Ser 2
Quote: SCOOSE ME! HAS ANY BODY GOT ANY BOTTLE OF ORANGE JUICE!!??

Character Name: benjamin denton
Episode/Series: Ep 6 Ser 1
Quote: are you local?

Zarniwoop · Post by **Zarniwoop** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 2:16 am

Character Name: Edward
Episode/Series: Series 1
Quote: "Poofter Eh?"

Character Name: Bernice
Episode/Series: On The Town
Quote: "Ah! Now my tights are on fire! I look like Hambel!"

Exinferis · Post by **Exinferis** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 1:25 pm

Zarniwoop wrote: Character Name: Bernice
Episode/Series: On The Town
Quote: "Ah! Now my tights are on fire! I look like Hambel!"

I love that one!

'Ya stupid cow'

Mandy Krell · Post by **Mandy Krell** » Thu May 01, 2003 10:24 pm

Character Name Benjamin Denton

Series 1 Episode 3

Quote 'You want me to piss in a glass'

Character Name Benjamin Denton

Series 1 Episode 5

Quote ' Barbara thank god you're here I've been desparate to do this ever since I arrived'

'It's been really hard since I last saw you'

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:53 pm

S1E2
Everyone knew me round here..I'd walk in a urinal and heads would turn
Classic

MamaLazarou · Post by **MamaLazarou** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:25 am

''doubtless you've been in the bathroom...spraying your belly with sticky white love piss''

classic line that I laugh at whenever I watch it (plus Reece is nude so added bonus!!!!) Real good treat mmm!!!!

rubber_soul · Post by **rubber_soul** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:23 pm

Character Name: Pauline
Episode/Series: Ep 5 Ser 2
Quote: Lesbian Psychopath. Flicks off to Trisha and Anne Robinson

brilliant!

and....

Character Name: Papa Lazarou
Episode/Series: Ep 1 Ser 2
Quote: There was a block in your toilet, but it's o.k., I've fixed it now."

two of my faves!

rubber_soul · Post by **rubber_soul** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:59 pm

Another is -

Character Name: Herr Lipp
Episode/Series: Christmas Special
Quote: "Noooo Matthew, Im just a Queen!"
and
"Nooooo... i never suck on a first date"

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Harvey denton quote series 2 episode 4 ( i think)