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papalazarou
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by papalazarou » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:18 am
Post your favourite quotes from the show here and I will add them to the "Random quote generator", I'll even tag your name to the quote, so it will say something like "quote suggested by:....".
Use the following format:
Character Name: xxxx
Episode/Series: Ep X Ser X
Quote: blah...
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Lazaroufan
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by Lazaroufan » Sat Jan 18, 2003 3:43 pm
Character Name: Papa Lazarou
Episode: Christmas Special
Quotes: "You're my wife now, Dave!"
"Hello, Dave!"
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by Splicer of Bacon » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:33 pm
Character Name: Daddy
Episode: 4 of the 3rd series
Quotes: "Do not be afwaid my children. Twust your Daddy."
Character Name: Lance
Episode: 3 of the 1st series
Quotes: "You ain't leaving this bleedin' shop until you put yer hand in that bleedin' tube."
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Exinferis
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by Exinferis » Mon Feb 10, 2003 10:06 pm
Character: Harvey Denton
Episode 1 season 2
"In this house we do not use the 'F' word... This is a Toad!"
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papalazarou
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by papalazarou » Tue Feb 11, 2003 1:46 am
Thanks everyone, all added so far.
But I've still got some work to do to get some good pics of the 'Daddy' (and rest of series 3 as well!)

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Exinferis
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by Exinferis » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:20 pm
Character: Herr Lipp
Local Show, Act 2
"I know it's a big one and it smells funny, but I assure you, it tastes very nice!"

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Krys O
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by Krys O » Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:10 pm
Character: Tubbs
Series 1
"Tell him my insides are all wrong!"
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rarara
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by rarara » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:51 pm
Character Name: pam doove
Episode/Series: Ep 5 (i think!) Ser 2
Quote: SCOOSE ME! HAS ANY BODY GOT ANY BOTTLE OF ORANGE JUICE!!??
Character Name: benjamin denton
Episode/Series: Ep 6 Ser 1
Quote: are you local?

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Zarniwoop
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by Zarniwoop » Sat Apr 19, 2003 2:16 am
Character Name: Edward
Episode/Series: Series 1
Quote: "Poofter Eh?"
Character Name: Bernice
Episode/Series: On The Town
Quote: "Ah! Now my tights are on fire! I look like Hambel!"
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Exinferis
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by Exinferis » Sat Apr 19, 2003 1:25 pm
Zarniwoop wrote:
Character Name: Bernice
Episode/Series: On The Town
Quote: "Ah! Now my tights are on fire! I look like Hambel!"
I love that one!
'Ya stupid cow'
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Mandy Krell
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by Mandy Krell » Thu May 01, 2003 10:24 pm
Character Name Benjamin Denton
Series 1 Episode 3
Quote 'You want me to piss in a glass'
Character Name Benjamin Denton
Series 1 Episode 5
Quote ' Barbara thank god you're here I've been desparate to do this ever since I arrived'
'It's been really hard since I last saw you'
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by Guest » Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:53 pm
S1E2
Everyone knew me round here..I'd walk in a urinal and heads would turn
Classic
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MamaLazarou
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by MamaLazarou » Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:25 am
''doubtless you've been in the bathroom...spraying your belly with sticky white love piss''
classic line that I laugh at whenever I watch it (plus Reece is nude so added bonus!!!!) Real good treat mmm!!!!
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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by rubber_soul » Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:23 pm
Character Name: Pauline
Episode/Series: Ep 5 Ser 2
Quote: Lesbian Psychopath. Flicks off to Trisha and Anne Robinson
brilliant!
and....
Character Name: Papa Lazarou
Episode/Series: Ep 1 Ser 2
Quote: There was a block in your toilet, but it's o.k., I've fixed it now."
two of my faves!

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by rubber_soul » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:59 pm
Another is -
Character Name: Herr Lipp
Episode/Series: Christmas Special
Quote: "Noooo Matthew, Im just a Queen!"
and
"Nooooo... i never suck on a first date"