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Postby Tubby Little Titwitch » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:04 pm

Hahahahaha, that's brilliant! And you managed not to laugh in their faces? Kudos to you. :lol:
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Postby Tracy » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:17 pm

I *did* burst out laughing once I'd closed the door behind me... and got a few funny looks from passers-by.

Like I cared... :lol:
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Postby Papa's new wife » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:39 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:
I have just come back from the shop and POP walked past me. It WAS him, has the perfect hair and the tache and stubble. Even the coat.
I almost muttered 'Kinder Egg' as we passed each other but I got scared in casehe might murder me.
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Postby Beast » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:17 pm

:lol:

Two very weak moments:

Girl at my dance class was studying dance at Bretton Hall.

I've forgotten the other now! :roll: It was just as rubbish though.

Edit: Remembered - a play on is described 'See one of Ireland’s best kept secrets, the award winning Fabulous Beast, touring the UK for the first time with their new show James son of James. Innovative and talented director Michael Keegan-Dolan fills this tale with characters from the midlands of Ireland, more at home in Royston Vasey than Ballykissangel!' :)
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Postby MrsBeasley » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:52 pm

In heat mag this week they have big brother lookalikes. They have Dennis next to a picture of Tubbs. Uncanny.
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Postby ah, Benjamin! » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:58 pm

We have a bus service called the Local Link in Nottingham, which has "The Local Bus for Local People", and also a Pub which reads"a Local Pub for Local People". Surely that can't be coincidence? Maybe it's an advertising scheme.
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Postby girl » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:36 pm

ah, Benjamin! wrote:We have a bus service called the Local Link in Nottingham, which has "The Local Bus for Local People", and also a Pub which reads"a Local Pub for Local People". Surely that can't be coincidence? Maybe it's an advertising scheme.

That is pretty much the greatest thing in the universe. Like jumping up and down, clap your hands and covet the precious things, great.
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Postby Son of Tubbs returns! » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:49 pm

Look what Katie and I saw in Birmingham in January!

It made us laugh!


Though we were VERY drunk! :lol:

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Postby a1tiptop » Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:16 pm

I was at work the other day and we were discussing two potential employees who we need to re-interview next week to chose between them. I asked the stupid question.

"Are they local?"

My entire team (about 11 people) came back with "They'll never leave!"

I wasn't even thinking about the League! Honestly! What's happening to the world...
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Postby Lil_Miss_Denton » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:19 pm

I live in Germany - I still can't get over people saying "Alles Klar?"

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Postby serafina pekkala » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:47 pm

*gathers everyone in the parlour during a thunderstorm like Hercule Poirot or Seflock Holmes*

Purleeez exameen zis photo ...
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Ignore the one on the left, I think his dad was in a band or something hence he gets into free parties and that. Hardly worth our mention. Pay attention to zee othzer feegures.

You wonder where Papa goes to collect his wives? Well check out the rings on Karl Lagerfeld and his somewhat unconvincing facial pallour and flamboyant Keith Drop style fashion. What perfect way to accumulate ladies than to be head of a fashion house that specialises in black and white clothing with bright shiny gold accessories? Flawless plan really.

Unconvinced? Well the chick in the middle is called Irina Lazareau and is the current favourite model at Chanel. But note the Frenchified spelling of her name - see - coincidink? I think not. Apparently she grew up in Quebec and that is home to the most famous of all circus groups, Cirque De Soleil. Once again - no-incidink.

When Chanel unveil their new 3 legged dog fashion, we may be able to notify Interpol. :)

In summary - stay safe and buy YSL.

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Postby Voodoo Lady » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:01 pm

Hahhahhahahahahha!! Seffers, that's gorgeous! :lol: Thanks for the giggle.

Welcome Lil_Miss_Denton! Why don't you introduce yourself in our official welcome thread?

http://www.lofg.com/forums/viewtopic.ph ... &start=210

And if you could take a moment or three to take a gander at the forum guidelines, it would make us moderators very happy. :D

http://www.lofg.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2067

Thanks! :D
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Postby MrsBeasley » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:20 am

I was at the Dr's this morning & I got prescribed Betnovate.

All I could hear in my head was Bernice! 'I'm like the Betnovate rubbed on the eczema of peoples day to day suffering.'

I must of looked amused cos the Doc asked me what was funny & I said 'oh nothing just, some tv thing. I'm a big LofG fan.'

To which she replied 'Go out would you!...I've always wanted to say that!'

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Postby Beast » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:39 pm

NO WAY!!!!!! I love her! Wow what are the chances of your doctor being such a big fan?! Fantastic!
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Postby serafina pekkala » Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:14 pm

And I see they’ve used Corian, very nice


Popular forum restaurant critic takes a remark straight from Reenie.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... =12&page=2

Corian I assume is middle-class formica. Or summick. Coren is being a boastful prick as always - he seems so nice on telly with Sue. I think telly is made-up. :)

The best columnist in Teh Times is Caitlin Moran. Fact! But I digress ... expensive handbags are WRONGE though. :)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/commen ... 008574.ece

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