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by Viper
Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:26 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Annoying Things II
Replies: 1702
Views: 325140

Re: Annoying Things II

I love love love Crimbo with my family, but sometimes...I do kind of feel like I only get time to do a proper Crimbo for me (playing DS, reading Stephen King, watching The Office, etc) when it hits the 28th or after everyone has gone to bed.
by Viper
Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:56 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things that make you go '...eh?'
Replies: 987
Views: 235327

Re: Things that make you go '...eh?'

What's the message, here? If you have a hairy baby, it's okay to shave it? Practise shaving on babies? What?
by Viper
Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Brilliant Things of life II
Replies: 789
Views: 243587

Re: The Brilliant Things of life II

Also, brilliant: couldn't sleep last night so gave up trying and read Viper's book instead (sorry, Histories of Suicide was hard going!). It's awesome! Seriously brilliant. Loving the genius of so many of the stories, and am stunned by the ideas you manage to think up. Also I quite fancy one of my ...
by Viper
Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:22 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SOLUTIONS - apply within
Replies: 840
Views: 179667

Re: SOLUTIONS - apply within

Don't worry about being drunk and angry Mrs B- I'm not surprised! Big hugs hon. I'm thinking of you.
by Viper
Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SOLUTIONS - apply within
Replies: 840
Views: 179667

Re: SOLUTIONS - apply within

If Mr B hadn't of f*cked off then would have done by now. WHAT? Good God I need to spend more time on the forum. When did this happen? How have I missed this? OMG Mrs B, that's awful! Here I am moaning about my book and terrible things have happened to you without me even noticing. I hope you're ok...
by Viper
Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:12 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SOLUTIONS - apply within
Replies: 840
Views: 179667

Re: SOLUTIONS - apply within

Aw hon, thank you! But just to be clear:

I am in no way trying to incite people to buy my book. If you already have a copy, fair enough. Please don't think I'm asking for people to buy it!
by Viper
Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Cheering up thread
Replies: 167
Views: 82025

Re: Cheering up thread

Yeah you're the best! I also love the idea of you having a kidnap bag. Oh the wonders that must live inside it! Is it like Mary Poppins' bag? Man trap, night vision goggles, spider with seven legs, David Tennant, change of underpants, The Master, Harley Quinn costume and make-up, 1p half a p, Jedwar...
by Viper
Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:21 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Cheering up thread
Replies: 167
Views: 82025

Re: Cheering up thread

The giant blue pie chart of no is outstanding. Who IS this guy? I must marry him, immediatly.
by Viper
Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This is Mah Husband/Waaaaaafv
Replies: 3878
Views: 853751

Re: This is Mah Husband/Waaaaaafv

You must have still human Deadwood Bill! He's so you. I can even see you being the sweet widow who invites him and then gnaws on his neck.

Also Jason. Jason is a a big dumb tons of fun. Like Brendan Fraser, in California Man.
by Viper
Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Brilliant Things of life II
Replies: 789
Views: 243587

Re: The Brilliant Things of life II

Vipey your book is on it's way!!! Woo hoo So getting you to sign this. *hugs*
Yeah!!! Can't wait for it to be in your hands, snuggling up to you at night, making you tea for when you get home!

P.S. Did you get my PM? If I was totally out of line suggesting that, just let me know!
by Viper
Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:29 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Brilliant Things of life II
Replies: 789
Views: 243587

Re: The Brilliant Things of life II

Oohhh I'm so excited about you coming up here in April Vipey. We can discuss all things Fassbendwhore and Armitage! We must at some point all watch Armitage's bobbing arse in Between The Sheets. And also discuss the giant reverse vampire teeth of Fassbendwhore. Because he's got the pointy teeth on ...
by Viper
Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Brilliant Things of life II
Replies: 789
Views: 243587

Re: The Brilliant Things of life II

Also, what I am most excited about, sending off for Vipey's Book!!!! Can't wait for it to arrive. HOMG! EeEe! Thank you, mah dahlink! Aside arguments over the gingerness of James Spader Look, right. He's at least 40% ginger! At least. He's not full Damien Lewis pushed down in the playground ginger*...
by Viper
Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This is Mah Husband/Waaaaaafv
Replies: 3878
Views: 853751

Re: This is Mah Husband/Waaaaaafv

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's Hubbie's fave thing about them! One of them sings and then the other seems to remember that he has to sing, too. I think their twin telepathy has a time delay on it.
by Viper
Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Heroes! - THE TELEVISION PROGRAM
Replies: 287
Views: 105784

Re: Heroes! - THE TELEVISION PROGRAM

"Mohinder? Dammit I thought they'd forgotten about him! I was enjoying people who can act, at least a bit, but no, Doctor Cardboard is back *kicks a child* Yeah he's pretty but he's rubbish." I'm hoping he's dead. He looked dead! Tho I don't think Heroes is going to be that kind. Think we're going ...
by Viper
Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:55 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This is Mah Husband/Waaaaaafv
Replies: 3878
Views: 853751

Re: This is Mah Husband/Waaaaaafv

And luckily they give off the impression of people who never ever need to sleep....... read into that what you will I'm hoping that they never need to sleep because they're hopped up on popping candy and Ribena while jumping on their beds and reading Smash Hits. Of course, one of them does these ac...