Many a wife has cursed the day when Papa Lazarou swanked into town. A seemingly typical "travelling person" with his Pandemonium Carnival in tow is a good cover for Lazarou's favourite hobby, collecting wives! |
If you saw him walking down the street you'd think he was some kind of panda impressionist, but he'd soon have you're ring off and you'd be netted and caged with the rest of them! "You're my wife now!". His voice would sound deep and raspy as though his voice box had been scarred through a mis-spent childhood swallowing jellyfish.
Lazarou also has a fixation with calling people Dave, whether they were christened it or not! perhaps that was his mum's name.
I've seen series 3 but still don't understand what exactly it is he does with all his wives, other than swap make-up ideas. Guess you'll have to watch it yourself and make up your own mind.